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1、A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don‘t think I could ever eat twelve.”

一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店,她说想要一个中比萨,店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。“噢,天啊,请帮我切成六块。”女郎说,“我可不认为我能吃得下十二块比萨。”

2、One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

3、It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.

“So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your brother?”

“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come,so we tossed up for it.”

“How nice!And so original, too! And you won?”

“No,” said the young man absently,“I lost.”

五点钟,下午茶的时间,一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。

“您能来可真好,琼斯先生,您的兄弟在哪儿呢?”

“您知道我们在办公室里有非常忙,我们俩只能来一个,所以就掷币来决定由谁来。”

“太有意思了!还那么有独创性!那您赢了?”

“不,”年轻人心不在焉地说,“我输了。”

4、One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'

"What is cleverness? asked his son.

"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.

一天,父亲教育儿子说:“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明。一旦你给了别人承诺,无论发生什么事,你都得实现它,这个就叫‘守诺言’。”

儿子问:“那么什么是聪明呢?”

父亲回答:“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺。”

5、Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老师:请说说看。

学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。