1.Under the new phone husband "angry birds", his wife loves to play, and once at the supermarket checkout she say to the husband: "stay a little direct go home, I want to play you the bird." Public: "......"（老公手机里下了“愤怒的小鸟”，妻很爱玩。一日去超市排队结账，妻对老公说：“一会儿直接回家吧，我想玩你的那个小鸟了。”众人：“.....”）
2.Xiao Ming to go to the sea, ChuJingShengQing: "ah! The sea, mother!" Just say that finish, a huge wave hit up, xiao Ming climbed out, blunt the sea said a sentence: "bah, is empress mama! 'ha ha ha ~
（小明去海边,ChuJingShengQing:“啊!大海,妈妈!“刚说完,一个巨浪袭击,小明爬出来,冲大海说了句:“呵,是后妈妈!“哈哈哈~)
3."We the s ah, to dig a nose pick not to throw"(我们那个年代啊，抠个鼻屎都舍不得扔。）
4.Xiao Ming called jack Bauer: "you are a pig!"
Jack Bauer is angry: "I am a pig just strange!"
So xiao Ming told everyone he said small strong call a pig just strange.
Jack Bauer the last straw: "I am not a pig just strange!"
（小明骂小强：“你是猪！”
小强很愤怒：“我是猪才怪！”
于是小明逢人就说小强叫猪才怪。
小强忍无可忍了：“我不是猪才怪！”）
5.A day in the street saw car accident, an old lady fainted in land, the body all around are liver, blood... Horrible scene. Suddenly she stood up, "really, so unlucky! Just buy pork liver and bowel and!"（.一日在街上看见车祸，一老太太昏倒在地，身子周围全是肝脏，血...场面惨不忍睹。忽然她站起来：“真是的，这么倒霉！刚买的猪肉肠肝又撒了！” ）