文绉绉
有个姓朱的财主，又讲忌讳，又爱说话文绉绉，他对新来的小猪倌说：“记住我家的规矩，不准你叫我时带‘朱’（猪）字，叫老爷或自家老爷就行了；平时说话要文雅一点，不准说粗言俚语。例如，吃饭时要说‘用餐’；睡觉时要说‘就寝’；生病时要说‘患疾’；病好了要说‘康复’；人死了要说‘逝世’，但犯人被砍头了就不能这样叫，而要说‘处决’……”
第二天，一头猪得了猪瘟。小猪倌急忙对财主说了一大些话。
财主气得半天说不出话来。
小猪倌接着说：“老爷要是不想‘处决’这个‘自家老爷’，让他自己‘逝世’也好！”
联系前后文，如果按照财主的吩咐，小猪倌该怎么说？
“禀老爷，有一个‘自家老爷’‘患疾’了，叫他‘用餐’不‘用餐’，叫他‘就寝’不‘就寝’，恐怕已经很难‘康复’了，不如把它‘处决’了吧！”
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问题补充：最好是初二水平的哦……
Wenzhou Zhou
There is a rich man's surname Zhu, say taboo, Wenzhou Zhou talkative, he was new to the small Zhu Guan said: "I remember the house rules, you are not allowed to call me with 'David' (pig) word, name or master Master of its own on the line; usually have to speak a little elegant, are not allowed to say vulgar slang. For example, when a meal to say 'meal'; sleep say 'bed'; sick time to say 'suffering from diseases'; disease has been good to That the 'recovery'; the dead have to say 'passed away', but the prisoners were beheaded will not be able to call, and say 'executed' ... ... "
The next day, a pig had classical swine fever. Zhu Guan rushed to the small of a rich man said something.
Half-day anger rich man speak.
Small Zhu Guan went on to say: "If the bureaucrats do not want to 'execution' of this' old home ', so that his own' the death of 'good!"
Before and after the contact, if the rich man's orders, small Zhuguan Gaizenmeshui?
"Intrinsic old, there is a 'master their own suffering from diseases''', and told him to 'eat' not 'meal', he called the 'bed' no 'to bed', I am afraid that has been very difficult for 'rehabilitation', as it 'Executed'! "
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