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圣诞节送糖的笑话英语

Jessica:Justin, what are you doing?

Justin:I am looking for the bells and trying to decorate the house for the Christmas party

tonight before Amanda gets home from the mart.

Jessica:The party is tonight? Oh my good. I totally forget about it.

Justin:Yeah. Can you do me a favor?

Jessica:Sure. What is it?

Justin:Can you pass me the hammer on the table? I need it to nail the wreath on the door.

Jessica:Her you go. What else can I help?

Justin:Sure. Can you put the candy cane on the doorway and then hang these color balls,

bells and ribbons on the tree?

Jessica:No problem. But where is the mistletoe?

Justin:Still in the box. Why?

Jessica:I'd like to hang them first.

Justin:Hoping to be kissed?

Jessica:You bet.

洁西卡:贾斯丁,你在干嘛啊?

贾斯丁:我在找圣诞铃铛,想要在艾曼达从超市回来之前把今晚圣诞节派对的房子布置好。

洁西卡:派对是今晚吗?我的天啊!我完全忘了这回事。

贾斯丁:对啊!可以帮我个忙吗? www.58en.com

洁西卡:好啊。是什么?

贾斯丁:你可以把桌子上面的狼头拿给我吗?我需要它来把花圈钉在门上。

洁西卡:给你。还有其它我可以帮忙的吗?

贾斯丁:有啊。你可以把这拐杖糖放玄关,然后再把这些彩色球,铃铛跟彩带挂在圣诞树上吗?

洁西卡:没问题。但是懈寄生在哪里呢?

贾斯丁:还在箱子里。为什么问呢?

洁西卡:我想要先把它挂起来。

贾斯丁:想要被亲吻吗?

洁西卡:猜对了。 58en.com

单词学习

Look for ph. 寻找

Decorate v. 布置

Mart n. (超级)市场

Totally

adv. 完全地

Nail v. 钉

Wreath n. 花圈

Cane n. 拐杖

Doorway n. 玄关

Hang n. 悬挂

Mistletoe n. 懈寄生 58英语学习网