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急需英语小笑话,不要太长,要好笑的。谢谢!注意要是英文的

一个人在乡下迷了路,向一个小孩问路。孩子说:“给我10块钱,我就对你说实话。”那人给了孩子10块钱。

孩子说“说实话,我也不知道。”

A person in the country lost his way, to a child for directions. The child said: "give me 10 dollars, I to you the truth." The man gave the child 10 dollars.

The child said, "to tell you the truth, I don't know."

一位妇女带着她的女孩去看精神科医生。

妇女说:“我的女儿这半年来, 一直觉得自己是一只母鸡。”

医生说:“已经半年了,为什么现在才带来看病呢?”

“因为我们一家人都一直在等着吃鸡蛋!”

A woman with her girl to go to see a psychiatrist.

Women say: "my daughter this over the last six months, always think of myself as a hen."

The doctor say: "have already for half a year, why now just bring a doctor?"

"Because our family had been waiting to eat eggs!"