形如two to two to two two 这样的一句英语冷笑话，加翻译。谢谢

By policy,the police impolitely sliced the politician's politics books.

根据政策，警方不客气地把政客的政治书籍切成了薄片。

That person personally persuaded the personnel with persuasive words.

那个人用有说服力的话亲自说服了人事部门。