先给你翻译笑话
好消息和坏消息
“有好消息,也有坏消息,”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。
“我总能利用一些好消息吧,”当事人吧了口气说,“是什么好消息?”
“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”
“那么坏消息呢?”
“离婚以后,她将与你父亲结婚。”
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再推荐一个笑话
Persistance
Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"
"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."
Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"
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缠住不放
丈夫打完高尔夫球回来,我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。“爸爸,谁赢了高尔夫球比赛,是你还是理查叔叔?”
“我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢,”丈夫推诿说。“我们打球只是为了好玩而已。”
莎拉毫不气馁,又问:“那么,爸爸,谁觉得更好玩呢?”