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小笑话 英语翻译

第一天,小白兔去河边钓鱼,什么也没钓到,回家了。

第二天,小白兔又去河边钓鱼,还是什么也没钓到,回家了。

第三天,小白兔刚到河边,一条大鱼从河里跳出来,冲着小白兔大叫:

你、要是再敢用胡箩卜当鱼饵,我就扁死你!

一只小黑兔来到这家商店问老板:“老板,有胡萝卜吗?”

老板生气的摇摇头:“没有。”

小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。

第二天小黑兔又来到这家商店问:“老板,有胡萝卜吗?”

老板非常生气:“没有没有!再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉!”

小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。

第三天小黑兔又来到这家商店,怯生生的问:“老板,有钳子吗?”

老板生气的说:“没有。”

小黑兔于是问:“有胡萝卜吗?”

老板愤怒了,捉住小黑兔,拿出一把小锤子,把小黑兔的牙齿敲掉了。

第四天小黑兔又来到这家商店,含糊不清的问:“老板,有胡萝卜汁吗?”

长颈鹿说:"小兔子,真希望你能知道有一个长脖子是多么的好。无论什么好吃的东西,我吃的时候都会慢慢的通过我的长脖子,那美味可以长时间的享受。"

兔子毫无表情的看着他。

"并且,在夏天,兔子,那凉水慢慢的流过我的长脖子,是那么的可口。有个长脖子真是太好了!兔子,你能想象吗?"

兔子慢悠悠的说:"你吐过吗?"

The first day, a small rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.

The next day, a small white rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.

The third day, the small white rabbit just arrived in the river, jumped out to a big fish from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:

You, if would have dared to use carrots as bait, I'll die bian you!

A black rabbit went to the store owner asked: "Boss, there is carrot?"

Angry boss shook his head: "no."

Black rabbit heard of "wind," and ran away.

The next day black rabbit went to the shop asked: "Boss, there is carrot?"

Boss is very angry: "No, no! Ask me to use pliers to pull your teeth!"

Black rabbit heard of "wind," and ran away.

Third day of the black rabbit went to the shop, shy asked: "Boss, there are pliers it?"

Angry boss, said: "no."

Black rabbit then asked: "There is carrot?"

The boss angry, and caught the black rabbit, took out a small hammer to knock down the black rabbit's teeth.

Fourth day of the black rabbit went to the shop, the vague asked: "Boss, there is carrot juice it?"

Giraffe, said: "Little Rabbit, I really wish you could have a long neck to know how good. No matter what good things to eat, I eat when will slowly through my long neck, it could be a long time to enjoy delicious. "

Looked at him without expression of the rabbit.

"And, in the summer, rabbits, then cold water slowly flowing through my long neck is so delicious. Have a long neck is really great! Rabbit, can you imagine it?"

Rabbit leisurely to say: "Do you spit over it?"