1、A German, French, and a Japanese man coming field work boss is an American who German say: good, you are responsible for your physical pay. Vulgarity say: you said you are engineers, you are responsible for mining plan.
And to the Japanese he said: you are very thin. You are responsible for supplies (supply).
Then every two weeks, they start working. After a few days of German and French people find Japanese disappeared, sought for a long time after they decided to return. "The germans begin to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, loudly to call:Surprise!
2、
A Germany captain sea, the result out of the accident, call relief, a British captain answered the telephone
Germany captain yell: Hi, I am sinking!
England captain said: Ok, I have, but why?
Germany captain continue to yell: I am sinking!!!
England captain immediately after ask: yeah, I have, but you know?