今天我来给大家讲个笑话 不笑的话我就揍的你鼻青脸肿
Today, I'll be bringing you all a bit of a laugh. If you don't laugh at my joke, I might decide to plant my fist on your face.
So yes, here it goes.
韩国人问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？ 上帝说，50年后。于是韩国人心满意足，泪流满面的走了。
Koreans asked God, "when will we win the World Cup?"
God replied "after 50 years".
So the Koreans left happily, and excited with tears on their faces.
日本人问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？上帝说，100年后。于是日本人心有不平，也泪流满面的走了。
Japanese asked God, "when will we win the World Cup?"
God replied "after 100 years".
So feeling somewhat unfair, the Japanese left with tears on their faces.
中国人去问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？上帝无言以对，泪流满面地走了。
But when the Chinese went to ask God, "when will we win the World Cup"... God couldn't answer, and left with tears on his face.
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上帝想了一会说你这辈子可以看到
God thought to himself for a while, and then said "you will see it in your lifetime".