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双语笑话:世界上最好的售货员

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."

" I' m a great sale *** an." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."

He went into the building and spoke to the manager.

"I'm the best sale *** an in the world

" he said. "Give me the job. "

"You must prove you're the best

" the manager said.

"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

"Good."

The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .

"Last week

I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week

you can have the job.

"That's easy

" Harry said.

He took the box of candy and left the office.

Every day and all day

he went from shop to shop

trying to sell boxes of the candy .

 He couldn't sell one.

The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.

At the end of the week he went back to the manager.

"I'm sorry

sir

" he said

" I was wrong about myself . I'm not the best sale *** an in the world

but I know who is.

"Oh

" said the manager. "Who?"

"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy

" Harry said.哈里在橱窗上看到一则广告。上面写着:“招聘世界上最好的售货员,报酬优厚。”

“我是一名了不起的售货员,”哈里自言自语,“任何东西我都能卖出去,我要进去应聘这份工作。”

他走进大楼去和经理说这件事。

“我是世界上最好的售货员,”他说,“把这件工作给我吧。”

“你必须证明你是最好的,”经理说。

“我会通过你给我的每一次考验的。”哈里告诉他。

“好。”

经理从桌子里取出一箱糖果。

“我上星期买了一千箱这种糖果。如果你能在周末之前把这些全卖出去,你就能得到这份工作。”

“这很简单。”哈里说。

他拿着这箱糖果离开了办公室。

每天从早到晚,他从这家店走到那家店,竭力想卖出一千箱糖果。

结果他一箱也没卖出去。

糖果质量太差,以至于送人都没人要。

周末他回去见经理。

“很抱歉,先生,”他说,“我搞错了。我不是世界上最好的售货员,但我知道谁是最好的。”

“哦,”经理问,“是谁?”

“是把这一千箱糖果卖给你的人,”哈里说。