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Three

tortoises

come

to

a

restaurant

and

ask

for

three

cakes.

They

find

they

have

no

money

when

the

cakes

are

taken

to

table.

The

big

tortoise

say:

I

am

the

eldest,

so

I

needn’t

to

go

home

to

get

money.

The

middle

tortoise

say:

It

is

the

most

suitable

to

let

little

tortoise

go

home.

The

little

tortoise

say:

I

can

go

home,

but

after

my

leaving,

neither

of

you

touches

my

cake.

The

big

tortoise

and

middle

tortoise

both

agree,

and

then

the

little

tortoise

leaves.

Because

they

are

very

hungry,

the

big

tortoise

and

middle

tortoise

eat

up

their

cakes

quickly.

But

the

little

tortoise

doesn’t

come

around

for

a

long

time.

On

the

third

day,

they

are

very,

very

hungry,

so

they

say

together:

let’s

eat

the

little

tortoise’s

cake.

Just

when

they

are

going

to

eat,

the

voice

of

little

tortoise

come

from

next

door:

If

you

dare

to

touch

my

cake,

I

will

not

go

home

to

get

money.

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