Accidents happened to a plane, there were a Chinese, an American and a Frenchman, a Japeneseon on the plane. The pilot said " Come on, one should jump down. Otherwise everybody will die " The American stood up at once and shouted: Long live U.S.A.! Then he jumped. But soon the pilot again asked another one to jumps down. Then the Frenchman jumped down with shouting long live France! However quickly, the pilot requested one more should jump down. The Chinese stood up, went to the gate, at this moment, that Japanese holded his hands at once and said " Chinese are excellent ! "But Chinese kicked him down and shouted " long live China ! Overthrow the Japanese! "
系统居然怀疑我灌水，我身边又没有水龙头.