短的英语笑话带翻译

短的英语笑话带翻译

短的英语笑话带翻译一：

　Walking up to a department store's fabric(织物，布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with asmirk(假笑，傻笑) . "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly(故意使人烦恼地) held it out.The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer(老家伙) standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

　一个漂亮的女孩走到百货公司的布料柜台，说：?我想要买这种料子来做一条新裙子，多少钱每码只需要一个吻。?男售货员说着，带着奸笑的表情?很好，?女孩说，?我要十码。?带着期待的.表情，售货员很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一脸奸笑地送了过来。女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑着指向了一个站在她身边的老头：?爷爷给我付账。?

　 短的英语笑话带翻译二：

　When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?""It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.

　一名学生在班上没有做出老师的教学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说：?我记得昨天夜里做梦对这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起来了。这说明什么这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明?。老师解释说。

　 短的英语笑话带翻译三：

　A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked(不及格，失败) all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：?妈妈，我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。?两天以后，他收到了回电：?爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!?

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