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跪求英文很短的小笑话!!60词左右,别是对话笑话!

The Bus Stop

Molly,a heavyset,elderly lady,rushed breathlessly onto the municipal bus.She sat down with her shopping bag betewwn her legs and caught her breath.(莫丽是个身材粗壮的老太太,她上气不接下气的冲上公***汽车。她坐了下来,把购物袋夹在两腿间,喘了一口气。)

A half hour later she moaned,"Oh,dear!Oh,dear!I hope I don't miss my bus stop!"(半个小时以后,她叫着说:“哎呀,不得了!希望我没坐过站!”)

"Why don't you remind the bus driver?"advised a friendly stranger.(“你何不提醒公***汽车司机?”一个友善的陌生人劝告她。)

Molly tottered down the aisle,almost losing her balance。."(莫丽蹒跚的走在走道上,差点就失去平衡。)

"Driver...driver,I can't miss my bus stop!If I do,I'll be late.Mister,please announce my stop."(司机……司机,我不能坐过站!我如果坐过站,就会迟到了。先生,请通知我下车。)

"Relax,lady,"roared the driver."I'll tell you when we get to your stop.Where are you going?"(“轻松点,女士,”司机叫道:“到站时我会告诉你。你要到哪里?”)

"The bus terminal."(“公***汽车终点站。”)