笑话类英语朗诵稿或感恩类英语朗诵稿，要求是需要语言搞笑或感人，感情色彩要强烈，最好有语言之间的对

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？

儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。