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肯得基服务员与顾客的暴笑对话~（超级幽默）
我：“欢迎光临”
顾客：“给我一个深海鲨鱼堡的那个套餐”
我：“厄……先生，不好意思，没有鲨鱼堡，深海鳕鱼堡可以吗？”
顾客：“啊……没有啦，那就来那个鳕鱼堡吧”（心里还很不情愿）
我：“.……”（靠，你怎么不要鲸鱼堡呢）
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我：“欢迎光临”
顾客：“请问大包的劲爆鸡米花有多大？”
我：“这么大”（给她指了指）
顾客：“中的呢？”
我：“这么大”（我又指了指）
顾客：“那好吧，给我来个土豆泥”
我：……（别拦着我，让我下去抽她！！！）
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我：“欢迎光临”
顾客：“给我来份中杯的小可乐和一个不辣的香辣鸡腿堡”
我：……(最后我给她拿了杯中可乐和一个劲脆鸡腿堡，妈的，懒得跟精神分裂的人废话)
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Attendants will have to base the dialogue with customers暴笑~ (super humor)
Customer: "I want a cup of juice and a nine-zhen Bao rape large popcorn chicken"
Me: "Welcome"
Customer: "Give me a deep-sea sharks that Fort packages"
Me: "Eritrea ... ... Sir, I beg your pardon, there is no shark fort, Fort deep-sea cod can you?"
Customer: "ah ... ... not you, then to Fort cod that it" (was also very reluctantly)
I:. "... ..." (On, how can you not do whale fort)
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Me: "Welcome"
Customer: "Will the major package of Madden How much popcorn chicken?"
Me: "so much" (pointing to her)
Customer: "in it?"
Me: "so much" (I pointed)
Customer: "Well, give me mashed potatoes to a"
I: ... ... (not stopping me, let me go on pumping her!!!)
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Me: "Welcome"
Customer: "Give me a small cup of Coke in a hot and spicy chicken fort"
I: ... ... (Finally, I took her cup cola and crisp chicken legs一个劲fort, mother, and not bother people with schizophrenia nonsense)