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速求英语笑话,急用!

Shit happens

Catholic: shit happened

Protestant: shit has happened in a different way.

Judaism: our shit has not happened yet.

Confucianism: if shit happens, let it happen properly.

Atheism: shit does not happen, and it will not happen.

Buddism: shit happened, shit had happened, shit will happen, and shit is happening, but shit is nothing.

Voodoo: it shit happens, it has been dumped to you by somebody.

Communism: I don't admit that shit happens.

另外,楼上两位都有语法和拼写错误,改改吧。