Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.
Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.男孩:我能握住你的手吗?
女孩:不用了,谢谢,不是很重。
男孩:我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?
女:不必,我很有钱。
男孩:这个座位是空的吧?
女:是的,如果你坐下。
男孩:没有,我以前在什么地方见过你?
女孩:是的。这就是为什么我不再去那里。
男孩:我想打电话给你. 你的电话号码吗?
女孩:是在电话簿上查到。
男孩:嘿,我们没有约会吗?一次还是两次?
女孩:一定是一次。我从来没有犯同样的错误。
女:如果我们订婚了,你会给我戒指吗?
男:当然,你的电话号码是什么?
女孩:我觉得最穷的人是最幸福的。
男孩:然后嫁给我,我们将是最快乐的一对。 楼主想要的是这一个笑话的翻译吧？！