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食物的笑话英文

food; foodstuffs; eatables; edibles; provisions; sustenance apple 苹果 pear 梨 apricot 杏 peach 桃 grape 葡萄 banana 香蕉 pineapple 菠萝 plum 李子 watermelon 西瓜 orange 橙 lemon 柠檬 mango 芒果 an apple a day keeps a doctor away天天吃苹果,保证不用去看病 kill the goose that lays golden eggs杀鹅取卵 the apple of sb's eye 掌上明珠 one can't make an omelette without breaking eggs 不破不立 a hard nut to crack不好说话的人或事 a tough cookie厉害的不好惹的人 A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of WOMAN came up in their conversation. The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom. The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country, Mr Singh? The Italian asked. In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl