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请帮我把这两个小笑话翻译成英文!!!我在线等!!!

One day a father carrying his little daughter, 'but his daughter always pulling his hair, he said angrily: Do not pulling my hair! After a little girl pulling on the father angrily said, why are you always pulling my hair girl grumbled, I'm sorry Daddy, I just want to get back my gum!

There once was a little boy like listening to my father tell stories before going to bed, night Dad asked if you want to hear a joke or short jokes? The boy said a long joke, Stories Once upon a time there was a mosquito buzzing ... boy impatience, saying or telling a long joke, my father said, popping his death.