Friend for Dinner "Honey
" said the hu *** and to his wife
"I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess
I haven't been shopping
all the dishes are dirty
and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。” “什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。” “这些我全都知道。” “那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？” “因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”