Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years! 问：为什么英国是最潮湿的国家？答: 因为女王已经统治那里很多年！
Q:Why did the Siamese twins move to England? A: So the other one could drive!
问：为什么连体双胞胎搬到英国？ 答:所以另外一个人可以开车！
Q:Want to hear a dirty joke? A: （ A kid jumped into a mud puddle.）
问：想听黄段子吗？答: 一个小孩跳进泥坑里。
Q: What does the Loch Ness monster eat? A: Fish and ships
问：尼斯湖水怪吃什么？ 答：鱼和船