The teacher put a bug into alcohol, the bug died. The teacher asked ,"what does this show?" A student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol." 把虫子放入酒中，虫子死了。老师问：“这说明了什么？” 学生答：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”
A tourist asks a man in uniform:"Are you a policeman"? Man:"No, I am an undercover detective".Tourist:"So why are you in uniform?" Man: "Today is my day off".
游客问一个穿制服的男人，“你是警察吗？” “不是，我是一名便衣侦探。” “为什么穿制服？”“今天我休息。”
Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？ Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning. 老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别？ 学生：闪电不用付钱。赞同0| 评论