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跪求英文大虾帮我翻译下面这则冷笑话

One day, a blob of Vanilla Ice cream met a blob of Chocolate Ice cream, he said unsatisfied:"why are you able to go to the vacation and get that wonderful tan, so even, and i cant?"

Chocolate Ice cream said looking ashamed:"I m just a piece of shit"

自责一般这么说 我帮楼主换了个词 丢人,但是英语这里说的话也可以理解为自责

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