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英语笑话:Little Old Lady 小老太太

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him."Pardon me

" she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel unfortable. It's just that you look just like my son

who died recently.""I'm very sorry

" replied the young man

"Is there anything I can do for you?""Yes

" she said

"as I'm leaving

would you say 'Goodbye

mother?' It would make me feel so much better.""Sure

" answered the young the old woman was leaving

he called out

"Goodbye

Mother!" Then

as he stepped up to the checkout counter

he saw that his total was $127. "How can that be?" he asked. "I only purchased a few things!"The clerk replied

"Your mother said you'd pay for her."一名十六岁少年穿过一个超级市场的时候,他看到一个老太太追随他。“对不起,”她说。“我很抱歉,如果我的凝望你已使你感到不舒服。只是你看就像我的儿子,他最近去世。”“我很抱歉”,青年男子回答说 ,“有什么我可以为您做?”“是的,”她说,“当我离开的时候,你会不会说‘再见了,妈妈’呢?这会令我感到好多了。”“当然可以”年轻的男子回答说。在老妇人离开时,他喊道, "再见,妈妈! "然后,他去柜台付帐,看到了他的总数是127美元。 "怎么能这样" ?他问道。 "我只购买了几件东西" !柜台回答说: "你妈妈说你替她支付。"