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The hungry panda

饥饿的熊猫

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

一个熊猫走进饭店,坐下来点了一个三明治。

He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

他吃了三明治,然后掏出枪,把服务员打死了。

As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

就在熊猫站起来要离开的时候,经理喊道:“喂,你要去哪里?你刚打死了我的服务员,而且你还没有付三明治的钱”

The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

熊猫朝经理喊道:“喂,伙计,我是熊猫(PANDA),查一下~~!”

So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.

然后,经理就打开词典,去查“panda”这个单词。

"What does it say?" asks a confused onlooker.

“怎么说的?”一个疑惑的旁观者问

The boss reads: "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

老板读到:“Panda:亚洲起源的住在树上的有袋类动物,有明显的黑白两色。吃嫩枝和树叶”

笑点是:shoots 有两个意思:开枪,射击,射杀;嫩枝

leaves:离开的意思,同时还是树叶leaf的复数

字典上说的是:熊猫吃嫩枝和树叶

故事中,熊猫就吃了三明治,开枪,然后离开。