1 肯得基服务员与顾客的暴笑对话~（超级幽默） 我：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“给我一个深海鲨鱼堡的那个套餐” 我：“厄……先生，不好意思，没有鲨鱼堡，深海鳕鱼堡可以吗？” 顾客：“啊……没有啦，那就来那个鳕鱼堡吧”（心里还很不情愿） 我：“.……”（靠，你怎么不要鲸鱼堡呢） 2 我：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“请问大包的劲爆鸡米花有多大？” 我：“这么大”（给她指了指） 顾客：“中的呢？” 我：“这么大”（我又指了指） 顾客：“那好吧，给我来个土豆泥” 我：……（别拦着我，让我下去抽她！！！） 3 我：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“给我来份中杯的小可乐和一个不辣的香辣鸡腿堡” 我：……(最后我给她拿了杯中可乐和一个劲脆鸡腿堡，妈的，懒得跟精神分裂的人废话) 1Attendants will have to base the dialogue with customers暴笑~ (super humor)Customer: "I want a cup of juice and a nine-zhen Bao rape large popcorn chicken"Me: "Welcome"Customer: "Give me a deep-sea sharks that Fort packages"Me: "Eritrea ... ... Sir, I beg your pardon, there is no shark fort, Fort deep-sea cod can you?"Customer: "ah ... ... not you, then to Fort cod that it" (was also very reluctantly)I:. "... ..." (On, how can you not do whale fort)2Me: "Welcome"Customer: "Will the major package of Madden How much popcorn chicken?"Me: "so much" (pointing to her)Customer: "in it?"Me: "so much" (I pointed)Customer: "Well, give me mashed potatoes to a"I: ... ... (not stopping me, let me go on pumping her!!!)3Me: "Welcome"Customer: "Give me a small cup of Coke in a hot and spicy chicken fort"I: ... ... (Finally, I took her cup cola and crisp chicken legs一个劲fort, mother, and not bother people with schizophrenia nonsense)