英语冷笑话谐音梗如下：
1、What do you call a deer with no eye?
(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)
No eye deer (No idea).
无眼鹿（不知道）
2、What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)
I will ketchup (catch up).
(我能赶上)(ketchup 番茄酱)
3、What do you call a bee from America?
(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)
A USB (US bee).
4、Which is faster, hot or cold?
(冷和热，哪个更快)
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）
5、What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)
He said nothing.
(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)