A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I''m going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapotx Mom: But I''ve got a nice teapotx Kate: No, you haven''tx I''ve just dropped itx 凯特的礼品 凯特：母亲，你懂患上我要给你一件啥子生辰礼品吗？ 母亲：不懂患上，宝物，是啥子呀？ 凯特：一把标致的茶壶
疑难题目：诙谐笑话的涉及三人的英语会话台词对于白最好谜底：The Secret of Sess乐成的奥秘"Sir, what is the secret of your sess?"“师长教师，啥子是你乐成的奥秘？”"Two words"“两个字(词)”"And, Sir, what are they?"“师长教师，是哪两个字（词）？”"Right decisionsx"“不错决议”"And how do you make right decisions?"“那末你是怎么做出不错决议的？”"One wordx"“1个字（词）”"And, what is that?"“那是啥子？”"Experiencex"“经验”"And how do you get Experience?"“你怎样取患上经验？”"Two words"“两个字(词)”"And, Sir, what are they?"“师长教师，是哪两个字（词）？”"Wrong decisionsx"“纰缪决议”其它回应1： Always T你好rsty "I had an operation," said a man to 你好s friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in mex" "That''s terrible!" said the friendx "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always t你好rsty!" 总感应口渴 1个汉子对于他的伴侣说：“我动了一次切除缝合，切除缝合后大夫把一块海绵忘在我的身板里了” “真是太糟了！”伴侣讲道：“你感觉疼吗？” “不疼，但是我总感应口渴” A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dadx Father: What''s that got to do with it? Jack: I ot to wash the applex 1个有用的要领 爸爸：杰克，你干吗喝恁地多水呀？ 杰克：我适才吃了个苹果，爸爸 爸爸：但是这跟口杯有啥子瓜葛呢？ 杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀 母亲：但是我已有一把标致的茶壶了呀 凯特：不，你没有了我方才把它给摔了 The Doctor Knows Better A man was 你好t by a cab in the streetx He was brought to the hospitalx His wife who was standing up by 你好s bed, said to the doctor: "I t你好nk that he is very illx" "I am afraid that he is deadx" said the doctorx Hearing t你好s, the man moved 你好s head and said: "I''m not deadx I''m still alivex" "Be 2uiet, " said the wifex "the doctor knows better than you!" 大夫懂患上多 1个汉子在街上被对于外租赁车撞倒送进了病院他的老婆站在他的床前对于大夫说：“我想他伤患上很厉害” 大夫说：“生怕他已升天了” 听见大夫的话，这个汉子转一下着头说：“我没死，我还在世” 老婆说：“平静，大夫比你懂患上多” Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morningx Don''t you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dadx But I''ve saved you a meal, haven'' I? 华侈照旧节能 爸爸：噢，杰克，你又睡了一前晌莫非你不懂患上你这是在华侈时间吗？ 杰克：我懂患上，爸爸可我还给您节流了一顿饭呢，是否？ Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howlingx I haven''t even touched your tooth yetx Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为啥子喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢 病人：我懂患上，但是你正踩着我的脚呀！