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1英语笑话
一、我是单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."
二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。
三、位置上的冰激凌
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅，你占了我的位置."
"你的位置？你能征明这点吗？"
"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."
四、别无选择
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？"
亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？"
五、总是口渴
Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
2英语谚语
1. Pain past is pleasure.
无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。
2. While there is life, there is hope.
有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。
3. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.
脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。
4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.
风暴使树木深深扎根。/感激敌人，感激挫折！
5. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.
心之所愿，无所不成。/坚持一个信念就一定会成功。
6. The shortest answer is doing.
最简单的回答就是干。
7. All things are difficult before they are easy.
凡事必先难后易。/放弃投机取巧的幻想。
8. Great hopes make great man.
伟大的理想造就伟大的人。
9. God helps those who help themselves.
天助自助者。
12. East or west, home is best.
东好西好，还是家里最好。
13. Two heads are better than one.
三个臭皮匠，顶个诸