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Does the dog know the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

狗也知道这个谚语吗?

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”

“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Do You Know My Work?

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”

“You don't know my work,” said the other.

“What is your work?”

“I'm a policeman.

“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.

“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

译文:(自己简单翻译)

你知道我是干什么的吗?

一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面,看着大火。

“在我出来之前,”其中一个说:“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”

“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。

“你是干什么的?”

“我是警察。”

“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动,说:“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察说。

“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”

你家真穷

你家太穷了。我进你家门时恰好踩灭了一支香烟,你老爸就喊:“嘿,谁关了取暖器?”

某山区通火车,沿途农民都来观看,车上一女客来了例假,换纸后仍出窗外

迎面飞在一农民脸上,农民取下说:“哇靠!!!火车就是快,飘张纸都能把我鼻子打出血