a yankee,a jap and a chink were exploerin' in the jungles,then badly were taken by the anthropophagus.
the cacique sed:i feel good today,i don't wanna eat u,but u all must pay one hundred board everyone.however,u've been allowed to do one thing u want before it.
first the yankee,sed:i need 10 mattress on my ass first.
then,it seems worked.but after about 70th,mattress broken,bloody...then the yankee overed with his great ass.
the jap required the same things,10.but strangely he no hurt when ended,and he boast himself a genis of imitatin' and recreatin'.then he wanted to see wot will happen to the chink next.
the chink get on the ground slowly,and sed it confidently:come on,gents,put that fuckin' awesome jap on my butt!