短小幽默的英语小故事

短小幽默的英语小故事

1.Lady First 女士优先

A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and

the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all

right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be

mentioned first."

女士优先

一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。”

只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”

2.Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

鸡蛋在哪里？

老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？

学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？

学生：在蛋糕里，先生。