A man and his wife
一个男人和他的老婆
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignored his remark. A little later, the husband took his measuring tape and measured his wife`s rear end while she was bending over working in a flower bed. "Geeze, honey, it IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignored his remark. Later that night, while in bed, the husband started to feel frisky. He rolled over to start something with his wife and she calmly rolled away from him saying, "If you think I`m gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, forget it!"
一个男人和他老婆从事调车场的工作。老公对老婆说：“你的屁股跟这个铁窗一样宽。”他老婆没注意他的提醒。一会，当他老婆弯下身去在一个较低机床上工作时，老公拿起他的卷尺量起老婆的后面。“GEEZE，甜心，你的屁股真的跟这铁窗一样宽!”老婆又没注意他说什么。又一会，到了晚上睡觉时，老公感觉快活起来。他翻身准备跟老婆做些什么然而老婆却翻身离开说：“如果你想我用一根小小的香肠去焊铁窗，别忘想!”