美国人,英国人,中国人,日本人,在一起讨论本国的军事.
日本人说:"我们崇尚武士道,不畏惧牺牲,我敢头上顶着苹果让你们来比试枪法."
于是他把一个苹果放在了头顶上.
美国人转身向后走了20步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,
他骄傲的说: “ I am 哼特.” (我是哼特)
日本人又放了一个苹果在头顶上.
英国人转身向后走了50步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,
他骄傲的说: “ I am 邦德.” （我是邦德）
日本人放一个小苹果在头顶上.
中国人转身向后走了3步,然后回头就是一枪,
小日本的脑袋被打爆了,他骄傲的说: “I am sorry"（我很抱歉）
one day, an American, a British, a Chinese and a Japanese got together to discuss their own country's military.
The Japanese said: "we advocate bushido, not afraid of sacrifice, I dare to put an apple on my head and so that you can make a gesture of marksmanship. ."
So he put an apple on his head.
the American turned-back and walked twenty steps backward, then turned back and gave it a shot, the apple was shot to explosion,
"I am hum." He said proudly.
the Japanese put another apple on his head.
the British urned-back and walked 50 steps backward, then turned back and gave it a shot, the apple was shot to explosion,
"I am bond."He said proudly.
The Japanese put a small apple on his head.
the Chinese turned-back and walked 3 steps backward, then turned back and gave it a shot, the head of the Japanese was shot to explosion,
"I am sorry,"He said proudly.
望采纳，都是自己翻译出的，非机器翻译~给外教一个好的表现~加油！