特朗普和希拉里完成电视辩论后很晚了，想吃东西补充能量，他们一起进一家面包店，可两人发现身上都没带钱。希拉里犹豫了一下，然后趁店员不注意时伸手取了3块糕点藏进口袋。
她小声对特朗普说: “你看我多聪明，店主什麽都没看到，而我甚至都不需要撒谎, 我一定会战胜你赢得美国总统宝座！”
特朗普说: “为了达到目的，以欺骗和盗窃行事，难道这就是你的一贯作风吗？其实，用诚实的方式也能获得相同的结果。看我的！” 于是特朗普对面包店老板说：“我是***和党总统候选人特朗普，现在我会表演一个魔术给你看，拜托你帮个忙把这块糕点递给我。” 店老板很好奇，立即按他吩咐给了他一块糕点。特朗普狼吞虎咽下去，并要求再来一块，也吞下肚。然后特朗普又要了第三块糕点，又一口顺到胃里。 此时店主有些纳闷，就问特朗普到底魔术何时会出现。
特朗普答曰：“现在是见证奇迹的时刻了，刚才的3块蛋糕都在希拉里的口袋里。
Trump and Hillary Clinton late after the completion of the TV debate, want to eat something to add energy, they went into a bakery, the two found no money with the body. Hillary hesitated, and then take advantage of the staff did not pay attention when the hand took 3 pieces of cake possession of the pocket.
"You see how smart I am," she whispered to Trump. "I do not even have to lie. I will win you the US presidency!"
Trump said: "In order to achieve the purpose, to deceive and steal, is this your usual style? In fact, in an honest way can also get the same results. Look at me!" So Trump on the bakery The boss said, "I'm the Republican presidential candidate Trump, and now I'm going to show you a magic trick, and give me a piece of cake." The shopkeeper was curious and told him immediately. A piece of cake. Trump swallowed, and asked to come back a piece, but also swallow. Then Trump has a third piece of cake, and a mouthful to the stomach. At this point the owner of some wonder, asked Trump in the end when the magic will appear.
Trump replied: "Now is the time to witness the miracle, just three pieces of cake are in Hillary's pocket.