Two
Pieces
of
Cake
Tom:
Mom,
can
I
have
two
pieces
of
cake,
please?
Mom:
Certainly
--
take
this
piece
and
cut
it
two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！
Teacher:
If
I
had
seven
oranges
in
one
hand
and
eight
oranges
in
the
other,
what
would
I
have?
Student:
Big
hands.
老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？
学生：大手。
It's
not
my
fault
Mother
(reprimanding训斥，谴责
her
small
daughter):
You
mustn't
pull
the
cat's
tail.
Daughter:
I'm
only
holding
it,
Mom.
The
cat's
doing
the
pulling.
不是我的错
妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。