翻译好了，不过你这段是恶作剧的玩笑话吧？
Hello everyone! 我是教导主任室的XX I’m XX in the Office of Counsellor Supervisor
厄，我知道你在想什么I exactly know what’s in your mind
你在想，我不应该现在出现 You are thinking that I shouldn’t be here
但是我已经在这了 But the fact is that I’m already here
告诉你一个秘密， Tell you a secret,
我拥有双重性格， I have a dual character,
也就是说，我患有精神分裂症 That is, I’m suffering from schizophrenia
偏执型精神分裂症！crankiness schizophrenia
我不能控制自我，I can’t control myself
我现在出现目的只有一个——骚扰你们所有人！I came here for just one purpose –to harass all of you!
哈哈哈哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
再告诉你一件事，我同另一个我一样 And to inform you another sceret,I,as the other I
将会在1小时候再次出现。 Will be here again in one hour
期待吧？ You are eager for that,aren’t you? 哈哈哈哈哈 Ha, ha, ha ha ha