A math joke
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
老师：“8的二分之一是几？”
学生：“竖切还是横切？”
老师：“你这是什么意思？”
学生：“竖切是3，横切是0！”
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
老师：“考试时你抄了弗雷德的卷子，对不对？”
学生：“您怎么知道的？”
老师：“弗雷德有道题的答案是：我不知道，而你的答案是：我也不知道！”
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
学生：“今天老师生我的气了，因为我不知道落基山脉在哪里。”
母亲：“好了，下次你一定要记住东西都放在哪儿了。”