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英语笑话:Twenty-one Forever “妙”龄证人

In court a judge asked the witness

"How old are you? I mean

really

how old are you? And remember

you're under oath(宣誓) so tell the truth."The woman replied

"I'm enty one and some months."The judge said

"Be specific: how many months?"So she said

"One hundred and eighteen months."庭上的法官问证人:“多大了?我的意思是,真实年龄是多少?别忘了刚才已经宣誓过,所以请诚实作答”这位女士回答:“我是二十一岁又几个月。”法官说:“要讲精确,到底是多少个月?”她回答:“一百一十八个月!”