英语笑话:Saving money 存钱

Hu *** and: Before I married you

I never thought of saving money.

Wife: And now?

Hu *** and: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。

妻子：那现在呢?

丈夫：现在我在想，要是没有娶你的话，我可以存多少钱。