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这篇笑话用地道的英语怎么翻译?

Four mice are talking big ...

A:My everyday candy is the mouse drug,don't you know?

B:Oh, I'll itch if I don't touch the mouse catcher for a single day!

C:Well,I'd not feel realistic unless I've gone into the street for times every day.

D:My friends,I'm sorry but it's time to say goodbye now.You see,I must go home to embrace my cat~!