请帮我翻译成英文，一个冷笑话

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Aunt:"Xiaoming,last time I saw a little dog here,how is it now?"

Xiaoming:"eh,do you want to know?"

Aunt:"ah?What happened ?Did it die?"

Xiaoming:"No."

Aunt:"oh,so did you sent it to yuor friend?"

"Not here."

"So,I don't understand.how is it now,Xiaoming?"

Xiaoming:"It has become a big dog."

确实很冷···人工翻译，质量保证，英专学生~