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英语小笑话有翻译

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He say

s: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "

A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million yea

rs to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says:

"God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元

对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那

一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上

帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

汤姆的借口

老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?

汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学

校----慢行。"

DID YOUR DAD...

2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"

吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"

附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据

这点.