I just gave birth to 5 babies last weekend .”Isn’t that exciting ? Oh , you don’t believe me ? “Okay then ,I stole some money from a bank on Saturday night .”Now do you believe me ? Actually , I hope you don’t . April 1st , or April Fool’s Day is the day when we play jokes on people . Do you have it in your country ?
我上周才生完5个孩子，够让人兴奋的吧？什么，你不信？好吧，我上周六的晚上从银行偷了些钱！现在你该相信我了吧？其实，都是假的！今天是4月1日，也就是愚人节哦！今天就是应该骗人玩的日子，在你们国家也是这样吗？
April Fool’s Day started in the sixteenth century in Europe . Before that time , New Year’s Day was celebrated on April 1st were teased . They were called fools .
愚人节最早开始于16世纪的欧洲。在那之前，后面这句“New Year’s Day was celebrated on April 1st were teased ”语法有问题。
Nowadays we play jokes on people on April 1st .For example , womeone might put salt in the sugar bottle so another person could put it in his coffee “by accident ” . Or someone might change the time on amother person’s alarm clock so that person would unkowingly wake up earlier or later than planned . Or maybe a person would tell a lie to make someone else shocked .
现在每当4月1日的时候，我们会相互之间开玩笑。例如，女人们可能会把盐装在糖罐子里，这样其他人喝咖啡时就会错把盐当糖。或者是有人可能故意把另一个人的闹钟时间调快或是调慢，这样那个人就会不知情地起早了或是起晚了……或者是人们可能会故意告诉别人一个让他震惊的消息等等。
After we play the trick , we say “April Fool . ” Then the poor person reslizes he was fooled . It is generally done in the spirit of fun and doesn’t cause any real harm(伤害) to amyone . Do you have any great jokes to play on anyone today ? Try it out . Just don’t forget to say “April Fool ” when the other person begins looking a little confused .
当我们骗完对方以后，我们就会说“愚人节快乐！”，然后对方才知道原来他是被骗了。通常我们都是带着娱乐精神来开这样的玩笑，所以基本上不会对他人造成真正的伤害。你有没有什么好的整人招数可以用在今天呢？试试吧，但是如果对方真的较起真来，被你整得晕晕乎乎的时候，这个时候你可不要忘了说“愚人节快乐”噢！
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