打招呼 Hi
How are you
Hello
问路 Excuse me! Could you tell me how I could go to .....
夸人 You are amazing!
You are such a wonderful man!
You are so beautiful!
逗人 I thought I was very young before I met you. ( 见到你以前，我还以为自己是很年轻的。意思是夸对方更年轻）
还有其他一些搞笑的句子：
1. Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...
2. I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
3. On the other hand... you have different fingers.
4. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
5. He who laughs last thinks slowest!
6. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
7. Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
8. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)
9. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
10. 90% of all statistics are made up.
11. My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.
12. You can't have everything...where would you put it?
13. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
14. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
15. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
16. A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
17. e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
18. I think therefore I am... I think.
19. Deja moo = "I swear that's the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago."
20. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
21. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
22. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
23. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
24. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
25. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.