顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!
Diner:Watch out!Your thumb's inmysoup!
Waiter:Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. Are you crazy?yelledthecustomerwithyourhandonmysteak?WhatanswersthewaiterYouwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
I'llhavetea.
2ndcustomer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
顾客：服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,
Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
顾客：汤里有只苍蝇!
服务员：别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
A:If that man gives me any more letters to type I'll scream.He's given me ten already today,and there'll be more when I get back from coffee.I'll be here till midnight.
B:Simmer down,Franny.He can't make you stay after five.
C:Sure,francs.Finish what you can,and leave the rest for Minday.
A:But they're important letters,Joe.They should go out tonight.
C:That's not your worry.If they're that urgent,he should've given them to you earlier.
B:Joe's right,Fran.You won't catch him staying in the office after five on a Friday.He's got better things to do. Notes Scream 大叫大嚷（要做某事）
Simmer down 别激动
Make you stay 要你留下
You won't catch him-he would never A：如果那个人再给我一些信要我打字,我就要大声嚷嚷了,今天他已经给了我十封信.等我喝完咖啡回来还会有更多的信.我在这儿要呆到午夜了.
B：别激动,弗兰尼.他不会让你呆到五点以后的.
C：是的,弗朗西斯,你能干多少就干多少,剩下的留到星期一再做.
A：可是这都是些重要信件,乔,今天晚上应该发出去.
C：这用不着你担心.如果这些信那么紧急,他应该早一点交给你.
B：乔说得对,弗朗.每星期五他从来不会在办公室呆到五点以后.他有意思的事要做.