The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more
you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to
learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着？ The first day, a small rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
The third day, first came to the river in small rabbit, a big fish to jump out from the river, is directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
He * If you are the箩卜Hu dares to use bait when I died on the flat you!
See **** first three places to find a rabbit. 第一天，小白兔去河边钓鱼，什么也没钓到，回家了。
第二天，小白兔又去河边钓鱼，还是什么也没钓到，回家了。
第三天，小白兔刚到河边，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，冲着小白兔大叫：
你他*的要是再敢用胡箩卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你！ TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" Two twins went to the kindergarten．“Who's the elder and who's the younger one？” asked a nurse．One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her．”不 要 告 诉 她 两个双胞胎走进幼儿园。“你们两个谁大谁小？”保育员问。其中的一个眨了眨眼睛说，“哥哥，不要告诉她。”