马上六一了，有人需要我的地址吗？给我寄零食之类的，没有的话我等下再问一遍，如果一直没有，我就举报你们欺负儿童。
It's going to be 61. Does anyone need my address? Send me snacks or something. If not, I'll ask again later. If not, I'll report you bullying children.
儿童节给你扎个小辫子，涂个大口红，再给我跳个舞，我就给你买棒棒糖。
On children's day, tie a pigtail for you, put on a big lipstick, dance for me, and I'll buy you a lollipop.
前几天过520那些人，我都记下来了，要是再舔个脸过六一，我就告诉你妈你早恋。
I have written down all those people who passed 520 a few days ago. If you lick your face again for June 1, I will tell your mother that you are in early love.
虽然你的肉体过不了儿童节，可是你的智商可以啊！虽然你的体重过不了儿童节，可你的身高可以呀！
Although your body can't pass children's day, your IQ is OK! Although your weight can't pass children's day, your height is OK!
520不约我就算了，都到了六一了，你要是还不约我，你是想等到父亲节约我吗？
520 if you don't ask me out, it's June 1. If you don't ask me out, do you want to ask me out on father's day?
为什么没人跟我说儿童节快乐，就因为我不是儿童吗？
Why no one told me happy children's day, just because I'm not a child?
六一儿童节快到了，如果我把自己包装成礼物送给你，你敢要吗？
June 1 children's Day is coming. If I wrap myself as a gift for you, do you dare to?
我觉得我的智商和身高，还是可以过六一的，所以请六一的时候，把零食塞满我的抽屉。
I think my intelligence quotient and height can pass 61, so please fill my drawer with snacks during 61.